Once upon a time, a man from Kansas and a woman from New York met, fell in love, got married and gave birth to ME!! I am not a crack-baby, no matter how many times my husband suggests I am. But I might be the girl riding your bumper in the fast lane and I am definitely the chick on the elevator who is engaging you in uncomfortable conversation which you secretly enjoy. I am a mom of two awesome and hysterical meat heads, an 80’s hair band aficionado, an often inappropriate, usually loud, unfiltered shoe whore. Welcome to my world.